Typical conversation in my house:
Me: Is Flashlight in or out? The construction crew has arrived and she shouldn't be outside
Me: Is Flashlight in or is she out?
Me: Did you bring Flashlight in?
Me: Is. Flashlight.in. the.house?
Him: Okay, I'll let her in
Me: Oh, never mind
This, folks, is the reason that I believe in the power of meditation. After over 25 years of this nonsense, you either move on to the 'happy place' inside your head or you're doing time for murdering someone. It's all about your options. Happy thoughts...happy thoughts